me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck